Favorite Corny Jokes

Our Favorite Corny Jokes

Here at Cherry Crest, we don’t tell many secrets because we know the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes—but we do like to tell corny jokes! In fact, our corn maze is a pun-of-a-kind joke… the A-maze-ing Maize Maze! We’ve compiled some of our favorite corn-themed jokes, so read on for a good laugh (or groan—whichever comes first).

What do you call the best student in Corn School?

The “A”corn.

How did the man get lost in the maize maze?

He got corn-ered.

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Who do you get when you cross a corn cob with fried chicken?

Kernel Sanders

When is corn like a quiz?

When it’s popped!

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Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?

They’re all too corny.

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck-an-ear!

Did you hear about the corn cob who joined the army?

They made him a kernel.

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